everything but the kitchen sink.

I was asked by someone recently if I had a suitcase that was 20" wide. I said I would measure mine and let him know.  I was badgered every day about it until finally I went up to the attic with a tape measure and measured the damned thing... It turned out to be just 18" wide.

I called and told him, and this is how the conversation went: 

He said: "oh that's too bad"
I said: "why, what did you need to put in it"
He said: "a sink"
I said: "a what?"
He confirmed: "a sink"
I said: "you are planning on taking a sink in a suitcase to Jamaica?" (he is building a house there).
He said: "yes, the ones down there are either really crap or really expensive and the one I have here is perfect"
I said: "you are planning on taking a sink in a suitcase to Jamaica?"
He said: "yes"

I said: "you are planning on taking a sink in a suitcase to Jamaica?"

He said: "yes, why do you keep asking me that?"

Enough said really....

Comments

[Sherry]

rob?

[Lexi]

NO, not Rob! you know who!