It's Guy Fawkes night in the UK. An indigenous ceremony where you can legitimately blow stuff up and strike up bonfires without getting into trouble. A pyromaniacs dream!
I love and miss everything about this night. From the toffee apples and sparklers to "Penny for the Guy" collections, to walking through the cold dark night to the huge community bonfire and firework display.
For those who didn't grow up in England, this was the deal: It was 1605 and a group of rebellious restorationists (Roman Catholics) devised a plot to blow up the Houses of Parliament, (which was being run by a bunch of Protestants at the time). The "Gunpowder Plot" was headed up by another chap (his name has never been very important, but he is clearly the smart one), who sends Guy Fawkes to do the dirty work. As he is about to strike the match, Fawkes get caught in the act in the cellars beneath Parliament with 36 barrels of gunpowder and a very guilty look upon his face.
To this day, (although it's is now being eclipsed in popularity by the American holiday, Halloween), people all over England spend the autumn months gathering everything combustible that they can find, to build a huge community bonfire, upon which an effigy of Mr Fawkes is placed and then subsequently burned. The local councils, rotary club or whomever is hosting the night, spend a small fortune on Fireworks and the whole community come to watch, whilst consuming toffee apples, sausages and baked potatoes (customarily under-baked in foil in the embers of the bonfire). Cheers would cry out when the flames finally reached the "Guy". Then the final firework illuminated a message in the sky that usually read "g-o-o-d--n-i-g-h-t" and we would all go home, faces glowing from the heat of the fire and excitement of the evening.
I know it's slightly barbaric to burn someone at the stake, (they were a bit barbaric in the 17th Century), but it's a tradition (and I like traditions), and according to a report on BBC Radio 4 today, Guy Fawkes night is a rapidly dying tradition. Most children haven't a clue about the history of the event, and the streets are no longer filled with kids wheeling around shopping trolleys that contain over-stuffed clothing from their dad's wardrobe, made to look like some geezer from the 1600's, begging for a "penny for the guy". Probably more to to with letting your kids talk to strangers or wander the streets after dark!
What's more, poor old Guy, after enduring 400 years of burnings, has now been replaced by effigies of modern day celebrities such as Jordan/Katie Price and Russell Brand, who funnily enough looks a bit like the original Guy!
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